Boom Bitch!

*SPoken Word Styyleee*

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm still at home,
sooo i'm on the phone with this cute fine little bumble b,
i'm playing chicken finger just tryna chill with the honey dip,
so i'm tellin her all types of shit,

sooooo i'm like "YOOO Bitch.."

no scratch that i'm like "Yooo Chick,"

ok I'm lying.. scratch that we're all grown so i'm like

"Hey miss.."

"I have a blue convertible would you like to ride.."
no sooner than i hung up was my honey dip in my ride..

she said "OOooooOO it's hot i thought you had a convertible,"

I said i do "drop ya top a little lower ho"..

she looked at me and stared i guess that was a bad joke,
so i just pumped up the 4 way ventilation since my AC was BROKE,
so me and this shawty ride out i buy her a meal,
she becomes my meal,
then I call her but she's actin funny about givin me breakfast in bed,
she caught feelings caz i messed up and gave her head,
she insisted on acting stupid and callin me a dog,
so i said fuk it then and flead her,
hope she got frontline..

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm chillin at one of my house parties,
shawty came through caz she wanna get naughty,
party over,
the after parties begin,
we do our thing now she wants to be more than friends,
i thought we both knew what was up before you came,
before you came,
frontline is $39.95 a box but i had to give out the treatment again,

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
just driving wanting to be celibate,
tired of the drama and the one sided sex,

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
and this girl runs into my car,

i never even seen her coming,

i stopped on my red light,
i thought she stopped on hers,

so we get out of our cars and we grab each other's information,
she tells me it's not really her car but it is but it ain't,
and i tell her this is 100% my car and to check out my paint,
so we grab some more information and she tells me she doesn't have insurance,
she doesn't wanna be responsible for what may happen,
but i don't listen..
i give her my insurance card and we settle under the table,

the owner of her car was nowhere to be found,
so we've been in her car chillin just whippin it around,
my car was in the shop gettin fixed gettin better than it was before,
and she started checkin out my house,
my bed, my couch, my walls, my floor,

mmm...

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm still at home,
we've been doing less driving and more staying at home,
until she tells me that she has to give her car back to the owner,
and i'm thinkin damn what was it a lease,
for all that my car is better,
who is a better driver of ya car than me,
but i decided not to get selfish,
and to not fight with foolish pride,
so i let her unselfishly let her go back to the owner f her ride,
did I wanna FUCK her up.... DAMNNNN RIIIIGHT!!

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm still at home,
writing this poem wondering if she's gonna keep her car or if she's gonna trade it in,
either way i think she's always gonna wanna keep me as a passenger,
but i dont know if i can play backseat,
i mean i could..

mmm..

but damn she sideswiped me and left me with no insurance,
right now my car is ok but i think it's losing it's endurance,
v6 engine but i can't get the car to run fast enough,
i wanna frontline her too but damn i ran outta that stuff,

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm still at home wondering what's gonna happen to my car..

Dear Lover of L,

You are the lover of life,
if u were to stand in mud i swear ya hair would become leaves,
ya arms branches,
and your legs would be figs,

fig..ments of your imagination,
would put you in a world with pro-creation,
you would be the baby of a black panther named nathan,
and a white hippie named susan,
except you would use your chants as a trigger for your lyrical shootin,
and because you are so full of life,
the evils of the earth could never be considered pollutants,

You are the lover of love,
love is not only the foundation for peace,
but the foundation for trust, communication, and sharing,

love is you,
you are love,
that is so apparent,
not sex but i figured out that you are LOVE IN A BOTTLE,
if cupid had a magazine you could be the cover model,
soo young but your spirit is so old,
wise beyond your years,
you are the lover of life that hides behind your tears,

you are the lover of longetivity,
you know time is not promised to anyone so u put ur heart into every activity,
although people tend to let you down a lot,
you being the lover of love, never let your heart stop,
your heart has to beat for all of us,
because if this was a world without trees who would the plants trust,
someone has to stand tall in the jungle,
although sometimes you may feel like a tiny beat up shrub,
understand that I'm ya brutha and I'll help u stand tall caz i too am a lover of love..
I Luv ya Brutha!!

P.S.-
I know sometimes life seems to send heavy winds your way,
but i look at you as the tree that would not sway,
the tree that chants and always reaches to the sky,
for this tree knows it's roots and aims for the most high,
thank you for being you,
plants always tend to have delicate listening ears,
so i'm thanking you in advance for our friendship that'll last for years... ;)

Dear YOu?? -- THe INtro..

Sooo I'ma bout to start to my "Dear YoU" collection.. it's going to be a collection of letters to random people just saying what I feel.. it's supposed to be therapeutic to write letters..sometimes you can send them and sometimes you dont have too.. sooo here is the start of my letters.. and I'm going to be writing it EXACTLY!!!! how i FEEL so Itz prob gonna b RhyMeAtized lmao.. but hEre goes sumthin (instead of nothing lmao)