Boom Bitch!

*SPoken Word Styyleee*

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm still at home,
sooo i'm on the phone with this cute fine little bumble b,
i'm playing chicken finger just tryna chill with the honey dip,
so i'm tellin her all types of shit,

sooooo i'm like "YOOO Bitch.."

no scratch that i'm like "Yooo Chick,"

ok I'm lying.. scratch that we're all grown so i'm like

"Hey miss.."

"I have a blue convertible would you like to ride.."
no sooner than i hung up was my honey dip in my ride..

she said "OOooooOO it's hot i thought you had a convertible,"

I said i do "drop ya top a little lower ho"..

she looked at me and stared i guess that was a bad joke,
so i just pumped up the 4 way ventilation since my AC was BROKE,
so me and this shawty ride out i buy her a meal,
she becomes my meal,
then I call her but she's actin funny about givin me breakfast in bed,
she caught feelings caz i messed up and gave her head,
she insisted on acting stupid and callin me a dog,
so i said fuk it then and flead her,
hope she got frontline..

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm chillin at one of my house parties,
shawty came through caz she wanna get naughty,
party over,
the after parties begin,
we do our thing now she wants to be more than friends,
i thought we both knew what was up before you came,
before you came,
frontline is $39.95 a box but i had to give out the treatment again,

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
just driving wanting to be celibate,
tired of the drama and the one sided sex,

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
and this girl runs into my car,

i never even seen her coming,

i stopped on my red light,
i thought she stopped on hers,

so we get out of our cars and we grab each other's information,
she tells me it's not really her car but it is but it ain't,
and i tell her this is 100% my car and to check out my paint,
so we grab some more information and she tells me she doesn't have insurance,
she doesn't wanna be responsible for what may happen,
but i don't listen..
i give her my insurance card and we settle under the table,

the owner of her car was nowhere to be found,
so we've been in her car chillin just whippin it around,
my car was in the shop gettin fixed gettin better than it was before,
and she started checkin out my house,
my bed, my couch, my walls, my floor,

mmm...

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm still at home,
we've been doing less driving and more staying at home,
until she tells me that she has to give her car back to the owner,
and i'm thinkin damn what was it a lease,
for all that my car is better,
who is a better driver of ya car than me,
but i decided not to get selfish,
and to not fight with foolish pride,
so i let her unselfishly let her go back to the owner f her ride,
did I wanna FUCK her up.... DAMNNNN RIIIIGHT!!

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm still at home,
writing this poem wondering if she's gonna keep her car or if she's gonna trade it in,
either way i think she's always gonna wanna keep me as a passenger,
but i dont know if i can play backseat,
i mean i could..

mmm..

but damn she sideswiped me and left me with no insurance,
right now my car is ok but i think it's losing it's endurance,
v6 engine but i can't get the car to run fast enough,
i wanna frontline her too but damn i ran outta that stuff,

sooo i'm driving in my smooth ass sonata,
no scratch that i'm still at home wondering what's gonna happen to my car..